Notable Pitchers sign

Dice-K signed another minor league deal with the Mets today. Dice-K is a notoriously slow pitcher, who preformed less than desired last year, will probably not make the Mets Rotation out of camp, as Wheeler, Colon, Niese, Gee round out the top 4. And Mejia, Syndergaard, DeGrom or Lannan all have stronger cases for the 5th Starter role.

Also, the Braves signed veteran Freddy Garcia to a minors deal. Garcia has played on virtually every team, putting up below average stats along the way. Garcia, is also looking for a starting role. 

In unrelated news, Robin Ventura has signed an extension with the White Sox. 

In even more far fetched news, metal detectors will be required for all MLB Stadiums effective 2015.